2. Lay baby on back
3. Turn baby back to his back
4. Manage to get his pants off
5. Catch him before he gets out the door, take lamp cord or whatever else he may have already gotten to, out of his hand
6. Repeat steps 2-3
7. Remove diaper while holding both of baby's feet in one hand
8. Get arm workout while baby tries to flip and crawl out of your grasp
9. Catch baby, who has of course, gotten out of your grasp
10. Try to distract baby with a toy, a blanket...anything!
11. Wipe baby
12. Catch baby again
13. Explain to baby why we don't play with dirty diapers.
14. Repeat steps 2-3
15. Put clean diaper under baby
16. Fasten half of diaper
17. Catch baby and refasten half of diaper
18. Fasten the other side of the diaper
19. Somehow get baby into pants
20. Place baby into "cage" while dirty diaper gets put into wet bag and hands are washed
Take baby out of cage and head downstairs for the next fun activity of the day.
Repeat again in 2 hours.















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